I was browsing some random articles and found one on the theory of evolution by Charles Darwin.

Darwinism?

I cant believe scientists believe in him. How absurd.

If we evolved from monkeys, we might as well make a monkey spouse and live in some jungle stealing food from peoples' houses.

Of course, I'm influenced from religion, but the science of it all doesn't get me.

Go on, creationists. Amaze us with your science. Lure the believers. But strike me off your list.